"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi" Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.

Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda krte huye ..
Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du ..
Saamne wala passenger ..
Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow .. !
Bilkul fresh :
Chor aya,
Tijori par likha tha :
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..